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GENDER ITEMS

ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.







SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.






KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.






SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.






COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed. Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.






TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over


inflated.






HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part.






SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.






WEB PAGE - female, because it is always getting hit on.






SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.






HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.






HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.






REMOTE CONTROL - female... Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.